My Jokes

1. What do you call a deer with one eye: I have know i-dear.
2.Why did the skeleton not go to the dance: he had nobody to go with.
3.What did the Pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean: nothing it just waved.
4.Why did the dragon sleep at day: so it could fight the knights.
5.Where do all the pigs come from: Ham-il-ton.
6. Where do the sheep go to get there wool cut: the baaaarba.
7. What is a pirates favorite letter: arrr.
8.What is a sheep's favorite building: the baaar.